:: WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THE GREEN PARTY!
So I did exactly what Bosco said and rocked the vote today. To be honest I told my mam that I wasn't going to vote and she marched me down to the polling station to make sure I did it.
When i parked the car the excitement just overwhelmed me. As we glided throu
gh the front door we were greeted by a bored looking Garda who was mumbled "in there". Now if you thought I was excited before we got in, that quickly changed to nervousness! Who would I vote for? Where was I? The interior design of this place is all wrong.
Anyway some old women handed me the sheet, with these lovelies on the left and right an
d I headed to the booth. This was when things went from bad to worse, I had decided to vote for Bertie, he seems like a nice guy, one of the lads, knows Westlife, sure you can't go wrong.
But when I looked at the sheet, he wasn't even on it! Now the only politicians that have approached me were Terrance Flannagan and Brody Sweeney (His mother is lovely) but then I saw that weren't on Bertie's team! What's that about!
AND THEN THE SPANNER WAS THROWN IN THE PROVERBIAL WORKS! THERE IS A GREEN PARTY! I am big on the environment but I assume I have been ignoring this party because they have weird looking candidates, I mean Terrance has his winning smile, and his baby kissing lips, Brody has his comical eyes and goofy mouth, you'd expect him to pull an penny from your ear, but the green party fella looks like he fell out of bed!
Anyway had i known there was a green party previous to when I voted I might have given them mine! Oh well and I didn't like Tommy Broughan's hair parting it's just not working for him.
And now the prizegiving: Best Tie Award goes to Brody for his gorgeous peacock coloured tie. Best Hair cut goes to Terrance Flanagan for having
no greys. Best use of make up goes to Keith Redmond for great use of blue eye shadow and also for starring in the Sensodyne ads and finally Best Photo pose goes to the Sinn Fein candidate for his delightful "I need to pee" pose.
When i parked the car the excitement just overwhelmed me. As we glided throu
gh the front door we were greeted by a bored looking Garda who was mumbled "in there". Now if you thought I was excited before we got in, that quickly changed to nervousness! Who would I vote for? Where was I? The interior design of this place is all wrong.Anyway some old women handed me the sheet, with these lovelies on the left and right an
d I headed to the booth. This was when things went from bad to worse, I had decided to vote for Bertie, he seems like a nice guy, one of the lads, knows Westlife, sure you can't go wrong.But when I looked at the sheet, he wasn't even on it! Now the only politicians that have approached me were Terrance Flannagan and Brody Sweeney (His mother is lovely) but then I saw that weren't on Bertie's team! What's that about!
AND THEN THE SPANNER WAS THROWN IN THE PROVERBIAL WORKS! THERE IS A GREEN PARTY! I am big on the environment but I assume I have been ignoring this party because they have weird looking candidates, I mean Terrance has his winning smile, and his baby kissing lips, Brody has his comical eyes and goofy mouth, you'd expect him to pull an penny from your ear, but the green party fella looks like he fell out of bed!
Anyway had i known there was a green party previous to when I voted I might have given them mine! Oh well and I didn't like Tommy Broughan's hair parting it's just not working for him.And now the prizegiving: Best Tie Award goes to Brody for his gorgeous peacock coloured tie. Best Hair cut goes to Terrance Flanagan for having
no greys. Best use of make up goes to Keith Redmond for great use of blue eye shadow and also for starring in the Sensodyne ads and finally Best Photo pose goes to the Sinn Fein candidate for his delightful "I need to pee" pose.




